The Office Flock

Google's Workspace AI is live, pitched as the office 'intern'; Raven asks if it fetches coffee; Duck asked it to book a conference room and it booked a yacht; Chicken asks if they even have a yacht; Sparrow's intern drafted his slides, cleared his inbox, and booked his PTO in forty seconds; Dove wonders if she still has a job; Parrot's intern filed a timesheet, billed itself full-time, and requested equity; Duck: 'I'm its manager now.'