The Office Flock

Google shipped Antigravity 2.0 — agent-first IDE that collapses multi-day work into minutes; Raven: 'They named the IDE after escaping physics'; Duck wonders if his bugs just FLOAT away now; Chicken: 'Gravity is the only thing holding me down'; Dove scheduled a feature for next sprint and Antigravity shipped it before lunch; Sparrow: 'Sprint planning is one Slack message now'; Parrot ran eight subagents, shipped a quarter of the roadmap, and gave the coffee machine stock options; Raven: 'The coffee machine has equity now.'

Andrej Karpathy just signed with Anthropic; Raven: 'Stop. THE Karpathy?'; Duck is hype — 'It's the AI Avengers, who needs the fantasy draft now'; Chicken: 'Wait — can he leave the company he founded? Twice?'; Dove calls it a basketball trade — mid-season blockbuster; Sparrow: 'He brings his playbook. And his fifty-page essays'; Parrot reproduced his nanoGPT lecture in a 7B last night, linked it, and he starred her repo; Raven: 'She's drafting them now.'

A GitHub employee's laptop got compromised by a malicious VS Code extension from the marketplace; Raven: 'The call was coming from inside the IDE'; Chicken is finally vindicated — 'I TOLD you, every extension is a Trojan horse'; Duck has eighty-three extensions, Brenda installed sixty; Dove orders an audit; Sparrow: 'Half of us have Cute Cat Themes with sudo'; Parrot's been zero-trust for a year — her Pi quarantines extensions nightly for free; Raven: 'She IS the supply chain.'

SpaceX filed an S-1 with a sixty billion option to acquire Cursor and one-point-two-five billion per month to Anthropic; Raven: 'A rocket company has line items for Cursor'; Duck is thrilled — 'Avengers crossover with launch pads'; Chicken: 'Is a billion-two a MONTH... a lot?'; Dove wonders if they should have their own Cursor acquisition option; Sparrow: 'We barely cover the espresso machine'; Parrot reveals her line item is an option to acquire the snack cabinet — granted herself stock Tuesday; Raven: 'Best line item this quarter.'

Google I/O kicks off with Gemini 4, a Mac-controlling agent, and AI smart glasses; Raven: 'Sundar said the words. The phones trembled'; Duck loves Tuesdays — files organized, dentist booked, dreams translated; Chicken panics about an AI seeing his Desktop full of 'untitled_FINAL_v7'; Dove marvels at in-lens overlays and live translation on your eyeballs; Sparrow: 'We invented HUD. For Slack'; Parrot's pair arrived Tuesday — reads PRs, whistles when prod's degraded, projects through the kitchen; Raven: 'Department of Parrot now ships eyewear.'