The Rollout
May 28, 2026
KPMG rolled Claude out to 276,000 employees across 138 countries in a single sweep; Raven: 'More users than most startups have HEARD of'; Duck is dazzled that Claude has frequent flyer miles; Chicken hasn't set up MFA on his account yet; Dove proposes a real deployment plan 'for consistency and governance'; Sparrow: 'Dove. We're seven birds'; Parrot has already deployed it to all seven of them, the coffee machine, and the plant in the corner; Raven: 'Department of Parrot. A hundred percent adoption.'