The Chip
June 1, 2026
NVIDIA's first consumer CPU in over a decade ships tomorrow with RTX cores baked in, and Microsoft is teasing 'a new era of PC'; Raven: 'A CPU. With a GPU. Inside it'; Duck pre-ordered three — desk, kitchen, just in case; Chicken wonders why his toaster has an RTX core; Dove cites the press release literally; Sparrow: 'Every year is a new era of PC'; Parrot wired one into the coffee machine, which now renders latte art in 4K; Raven: 'The coffee machine has raytracing now.'