The Office Flock

SpaceX is set to list on Nasdaq as SPCX June 12 at $75B, funding space-based AI data centers, the same week DeepSeek opens a $7.4B funding round; Raven: 'Rockets. IPO-ing. To launch GPUs into orbit'; Duck has a portfolio strategy to buy the rocket, the chip, and the cloud above the data center above the cloud; Chicken: 'That's just buying the sky'; Dove wants the flock to raise; Sparrow: 'We have an espresso machine. It pays for itself in foam'; Parrot's cubesat is profitable and rents compute to the coffee machine which subleases to the plant; Raven: 'Department of Parrot. Now a REIT.'