The Offline World
October 26, 2026
OpenAI now trains its models offline on a saved copy of the internet, which Corvina calls sensible; Preston wants Featherweight's very own offline world and Gus has already built it; he saved every page he's ever opened, the whole internet; Corvina asks how many pages; Gus: 'Eleven. Nine are the taco truck.' Corvina: 'It just ordered tacos.'
Starring Preston, Corvina, Gus
Transcript
- Panel 1
- Preston: OpenAI trains its models offline now. In a saved copy of the internet.
- Corvina: Sensible.
- Panel 2
- Preston: So will we. Featherweight's very own… offline world.
- Gus: Already built it!
- Panel 3
- Gus: I saved every page I've ever opened. The whole internet!
- Corvina: How many pages?
- Panel 4
- Gus: Eleven. Nine are the taco truck.
- Corvina: It just ordered tacos.
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