The Delegation
April 16, 2026
Raven announces he directed AI agents all week and wrote zero lines of code; Sparrow asks 'Directed how?'; Raven: 'Gave instructions. Reviewed output. Redirected. Corrected. Re-redirected.'; Sparrow: 'That's a lot of meetings with a robot'; Sparrow and Duck realize 'Raven's a manager now'; Dove: 'Welcome to my world'; Raven: 'I need to lie down.'