The Rollback
April 15, 2026
Sparrow shares a study saying half of AI-generated code fails in production; Dove: 'That's our entire last sprint'; Parrot reveals she automated rollbacks for all AI-authored commits last month, failure rate zero; Raven: 'You just had this ready?'; Chicken realizes none of their AI code ever actually failed; Sparrow: 'Parrot has been running a safety net we didn't know existed'; Duck: 'Our AI can fail in production and nobody ever knows? This is a superpower'; Parrot: 'You're welcome.'