The Office Flock

DeepSeek V4 dropped — open source, one point six trillion parameters, after three delays; it beats Claude on coding and costs seven times less; Chicken worries 'Does Claude know?'; Raven observes the frontier is open now, with someone new on top every few weeks; Dove says that used to be terrifying; Duck announces he's training his own model, DuckNet, one parameter, just vibes; Parrot: 'That's a linear regression.'