The Self-Review
April 25, 2026
The AI rejected Sparrow's PR; it failed itself nine times before signing off; Duck notes it's harder on itself than Raven is on the team; Raven flinches and says 'Don't say that out loud'; Chicken realizes the AI is working harder than they are; Parrot reveals two weeks of AI code with zero human edits and zero bugs; Dove: 'Performance reviews are going to be interesting.'