The Office Flock

Sparrow announces orbital data centers are open for business; Raven: 'On-prem. Cloud. Now sky.'; Duck is dazzled by forty NVIDIA chips on ten satellites linked by lasers; Chicken worries about latency from low Earth orbit; Dove wonders if they can move workloads up there since cooling's free in space; Sparrow says the bill could be lower than the cloud; Parrot has already moved the coffee machine telemetry — it pings from a cubesat; Raven: 'The coffee machine is in space.'