The Office Flock

Sparrow reports Anthropic's new AI just found thousands of zero-days across every major OS and every browser; Raven: 'Every. Single. One.'; Chicken's pathological worry is finally vindicated — he's been saying the bugs were in there for years; Duck: 'Chicken's worldview just got vindicated'; Dove begs Parrot to say their stack is safe; Parrot already scanned the codebase last night, found four hundred zero-days, and patched them by morning; the coffee machine had seven of them; Raven: 'It's still safer than our banking app.'