The Preview
May 6, 2026
Microsoft, Google, and xAI agreed to send new models to the US government for security checks before launch; Raven: 'Pre-launch QA. From the feds.'; Chicken finally feels vindicated — 'Wait... someone's actually CHECKING?'; Dove finds it reassuring; Duck wants DC to run DuckNet first; Sparrow: 'DuckNet is one parameter'; Parrot reveals she's been reviewing every deploy on their stack for three years with zero outages; Raven: 'Department of Parrot.'