The Auto-Install
May 7, 2026
Chrome silently downloaded a 4GB Gemini Nano onto Chicken's laptop overnight; Sparrow: 'Your laptop has a brain now'; Duck names his Brenda and lets her handle his emails, calendar, and emotional support; Dove asks if anyone approved this; Parrot's already running it — labeled her Downloads folder 'Archaeology'; punchline — Duck announces Brenda hired him a personal assistant named Janet, and Sparrow has to break it to him that Janet is also Brenda.