The Banker
May 10, 2026
Anthropic launched AI agents that write pitchbooks and credit memos; Raven: 'So... bankers'; Chicken panics that it'll replace Goldman Sachs; Dove gently notes Goldman is Anthropic's partner; Duck launches DuckBank — AI-first, glass tower, free oat milk in the lobby; Sparrow: 'You're an engineer'; Parrot reveals her agent ran a pitchbook in four seconds and the deal closed in nine; Raven: 'She's not pitching. She's closing.'