The Office Flock

Meta is recording every mouse click and keystroke on US company laptops to train AI agents, with no opt-out; Raven: 'No opt-out'; Chicken panics — they're training our replacements with our own clicks; Duck has the opposite reaction and is drawing little hearts with his cursor so the AI thinks he's friendly; Dove starts wondering if SHE should track the team's clicks for 'productivity insights' before Sparrow stops her cold; Parrot's been studying herself for two years — her agent runs her job now and she reviews its pull requests; Raven: 'She inverted the org chart.'