The Office Flock

Reports surfaced that OpenAI is building an 'AI-first' device with no apps at all, just one always-on agent layer; Raven points out the irony — three days ago we celebrated everyone shipping apps; Duck is heartbroken that his opera-singing tip calculator is now obsolete; Chicken hasn't even INSTALLED all his apps yet; Dove names the strategy — the whole app store becomes one big agent; Sparrow: 'Apple is going to be FURIOUS'; Parrot pre-ordered, but her setup at home for two years is already a screen plus a microphone — she calls it 'the kitchen'; Raven: 'She invented the future by accident.'