The Office Flock

Birds. Tech. Questionable decisions. Daily.

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The Clearance

June 26, 2026
#96
The Clearance

OpenAI launches GPT-5.5-Cyber, gated to vetted orgs; Duck's application as a 'vibes-forward' company is instantly rejected; Chicken can't pass the flock's own background check; Parrot cleared last week but the coffee machine did not pass vetting; Dove: 'It knows too much.'

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