The Order
July 5, 2026
Square lets restaurants take orders inside ChatGPT with no 30% app cut; Gus typed 'team lunch' and it ordered for all seven, remembered Hoot's allergy and split the bill, which Sundar admits is genuinely good; Preston declares Featherweight a food company and demands a partnership with the taco truck; Gus: 'I asked. It says we're too small.'
Transcript
- Panel 1
- Sundar: You can order lunch in the chatbot now. No 30% app cut.
- Gus: I know! I typed "team lunch."
- Panel 2
- Gus: It ordered for all seven. Remembered Hoot's allergy. Split the bill.
- Sundar: Genuinely good.
- Panel 3
- Preston: Commerce. Inside the conversation. We are now a food company.
- Gus: Oh, nice.
- Panel 4
- Preston: Get me a partnership with that taco truck. Today.
- Gus: I asked. It says we're too small.
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