The Risk Score
October 19, 2026
Microsoft gives every AI agent a live risk score; Gus's agent scored 'Low Risk' with notes that say 'mostly vibes', so Corvina rescores it; Pemberton asks to score the staff quarterly and Corvina already does; Gus asks if it can shut him down too; Corvina: 'I asked. Not yet.'
Starring Gus, Corvina, Pemberton
Transcript
- Panel 1
- Gus: Microsoft gives every AI agent a live risk score now!
- Corvina: Finally.
- Panel 2
- Gus: Mine got "Low Risk." The notes just say "mostly vibes."
- Corvina: Rescoring it.
- Panel 3
- Pemberton: Wonderful! Can we score the staff quarterly too?
- Corvina: Already do.
- Panel 4
- Gus: Can it shut me down too?
- Corvina: I asked. Not yet.
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