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The Campus

November 2, 2026
#65
The Office Flock comic: The Campus. Transcript below.

OpenAI wants its data centers called "AI compute campuses", and Sundar notes it's the same buildings with a new name; Preston declares Featherweight's server closet a campus, though it's one rack and a mop; Gus has already moved in and Preston welcomes their first resident; Sundar: he's slept there since March; Gus: 'The mop's my roommate!'

Starring Preston, Sundar, Gus

Transcript
  1. Panel 1
    • Preston: OpenAI wants data centers called… “compute campuses.”
    • Sundar: Same buildings. New name.
  2. Panel 2
    • Preston: So our server closet is now a… campus.
    • Sundar: It's one rack and a mop.
  3. Panel 3
    • Gus: Great! I've already moved in!
    • Preston: Our first… resident.
  4. Panel 4
    • Sundar: He's slept there since March.
    • Gus: The mop's my roommate!

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