The Coworker
April 7, 2026
Dove announces a new AI agent joined the team, fully autonomous with multi-step workflows; in its first hour it shipped two features, fixed a flaky test, and updated the README; Sparrow says it's already more productive than all of them; Duck invited it to lunch but it said it was 'in a focus block'; Chicken: 'It set its Slack status to focusing already?'; it asked to skip standup saying it has no blockers and nothing to report; Dove: 'Perfect culture fit.'