The Launch
April 14, 2026
The whole team spends the day refreshing OpenAI's homepage waiting for GPT-6 to drop; Duck: 'This could be the one that changes everything'; Raven: 'What are you actually doing?'; Parrot comes in having shipped a new deploy pipeline that cuts build time in half; Sparrow asks if she saw the GPT-6 announcement; Duck is still refreshing; Parrot: 'I'm going home.'