The Acquisition
April 29, 2026
OpenAI just bought a daily tech talk show for the low hundreds of millions; Raven deadpans 'An AI lab. Bought a podcast.'; Sparrow flips to wonder — daily fresh opinions, real human takes, it's actually clever; Dove wonders if they should start one; Duck pitches 'DuckCast: thirty minutes of pure vibes'; Chicken points out he hasn't finished a ticket in eight months; Parrot reveals she's recorded the team's standups for two years — three thousand hours of prime content; Raven: 'We've been a podcast?'