The Fleet
April 30, 2026
Cursor 3 ships parallel agents — five running at once; Raven: 'Five of me. The world isn't ready'; Duck has eight going, one per browser tab; Chicken's agent merged a PR he didn't write; Dove asks for an honest count; Duck has forty-two and named them after the Muppets; Parrot has two hundred and forty, half of them managing the other half; Raven: 'We finally invented middle management.'