The Office Flock

Anthropic's raising at nine hundred billion and might pass OpenAI; Raven notes they were the underdog two months ago; Duck is thrilled — more revenue, more users, cooler logo, the team should be cheering; Chicken: 'Are we... rooting for an AI lab?'; Dove asks how to pick a tool when the leaderboard changes weekly; Sparrow: 'Whichever one won yesterday'; Parrot points out nine hundred billion is bigger than the GDP of Switzerland; Raven: 'And our wifi still drops.'