The Office Flock

Meta bought a humanoid robotics startup and they're building robot coworkers; Raven: 'Coworkers. Plural.'; Duck is starting a band with his and they'll cover Steely Dan; Chicken worries the robots will use his keyboard; Dove panics about doing performance reviews for a robot; Sparrow asks if it still feels bad if it's a 1; Parrot's robot arrived Tuesday — she named it Wall-E and it folds laundry AND writes Terraform; Raven: 'Promote her. Immediately.'