The Conductor
May 16, 2026
Sakana shipped 'RL Conductor', a 7B model whose only job is bossing other AIs around in real time; Raven: 'A model. That manages models.'; Duck named his Maestro and his five agents now play in time, including a Jira ticket filed in C-sharp minor; Chicken realizes the conductor might be his new boss; Dove worries it's middle management for the AIs; Sparrow: 'Managers all the way down'; Parrot has been conducting one for months with composer-named agents and shipped a symphony Tuesday; Raven: 'Pet that bird. Gently. She's conducting now.'