The Office Flock

Dove announces replacing half the team with AI; Chicken panics; Duck's AI performance review says everyone exceeds expectations; Parrot notes AI scheduled a meeting to discuss replacing meetings with AI.

Dove asks how long a task will take; Raven says two weeks, Sparrow says a month, Duck says one day; awkward silence; they agree to say three weeks and tell management two.

Raven wants to deploy on Friday at 4:47 PM; Chicken reminds everyone about 'the incident'; Raven claims it's one line tested locally; by 5:23 PM nobody knows how to rollback.

Chicken worked on the thing they said they'd work on; Dove will do the same but with more urgency; Sparrow's blocker is not understanding what they're building; Duck has no blockers because they haven't started.

Management adopts AI; Duck's AI-written emails have seventeen exclamation marks; Sparrow's AI refactored the entire codebase for one bug fix; now nobody can review it, including the AI.