The Prompt
March 23, 2026
Management adopts AI; Duck's AI-written emails have seventeen exclamation marks; Sparrow's AI refactored the entire codebase for one bug fix; now nobody can review it, including the AI.
The Meeting
March 22, 2026
Dove calls a meeting; Raven points out yesterday's meeting was about having fewer meetings; the meeting about fewer meetings spawned two follow-ups; Duck arrives late and missed three meetings.